"In the event those long things port & starboard fall off -
Push the stick hard forward, bend over and kiss your ass goodbye!
Now, there are a couple of good reasons for doing this.....
First, you won't poke your eye out as you bend over AND
secondly, it makes your descent far more spectacular and exciting!!"
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Another one I saw on the front of the cowl under the spinner......
"If I'm still flying and you can read this -
I'd suggest you duck rather quickly if not sooner!"
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"If it has tit's or wings, there will always be issues."
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In a single seat RV-3B airplane. "The great thing about a single seat aircraft is the quality of the social experience."
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If it flies, floats, or f**ks, it's cheaper to rent!
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Thou shalt maintain airspeed lest the ground come up and smite thee!
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Ein mynd að lokum.
